Loony Blurbs #1

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This is my first Loony Blurbs, and it is gonna be fun! Loony Blurbs is a meme hosted by Emily @ The Loony Teen Writer. The point is to come up with blurbs for books based off their titles. I’m going to try to come up with blurbs for these without much thought. :) We’ll see how it goes. [Click the image above for more information about Loony Blurbs.]

Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Tyalor

Evangeline has always known she was different. She did, after all, blow up a porcelain plate when she was five because she got angry. Eva’s powers keep everyone away. That is, everyone except her super-intelligent best friend, Blue. Together, they can conquer the world–every problem they fix.

Then Blue goes missing.

Eva panics, and tries to do some problem-solving on her own. But her sleuthing doesn’t lead her to Blue–it leads her to her mysterious past, and the names Smoke and Bone. Eva is torn between the past and future and two dilemmas. She can’t find Blue and ignore Smoke and Bone. But she can’t find out about Smoke and Bone and ignore Blue.

Find out what Eva chooses to do in this mysterious fantasy novel.


Walking on Trampolines by Frances Whiting

Lilly’s summer starts normally, with sunshine and ice cream and flip-flops and vacation. Then, she falls into the sky. How? Even Lilly doesn’t know. One minute she’s climbing a great oak tree, and the next, she’s walking on clouds.

But that isn’t all. Oh, no. The sky is the least fantastic place Lilly can visit. She goes to the fabled island of Telen, where pink monkeys with flippers live in snow and stops off at a chain restaurant–that’s on the moon, called Dark Side of the Burger.

But Lilly’s last stop–Trampoline Land–makes her realize that this power isn’t a gift, but a curse. She consults Wanda the Magical Whale in Trampoline Land, who gives her valuable information and the secret to coming back to Earth.

Watch Lilly mature and make the choice of her life in this original middle grade coming-of-age story.


The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe by C. S. Lewis

There’s nothing Luna hates more than her stupid nickname. To her, it’s worse than some of the other words girls are called at her school. [Words like the “b-word,” which is what Luna calls it. She has her dignity, you know.]

Luna is called “Luna the Lion” because she has a fiery temper. Ever since kindergarten, the name has stuck to her like an angry wet hair.

Then a new girl comes to Luna’s high school. A new girl who doesn’t know Luna’s nickname. A new girl, who, in Luna’s opinion, should never know. She believes that this could be her shot at a new friend and reputation.

But the new girl turns out to be a witch. To everyone! Except Luna, that is.

Out of sheer craziness, Luna locks the “witch” in her closet, to keep her “pure,” only letting her out to go to the bathroom. Luna has gotten crazier than ever. Will anyone stop her? Not if Luna can help it.


The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants by Ann Brashares

Rochelle is a poor Mexican girl, pregnant and afraid on the streets of New York City.

Danni is a student at the local university and part-time ice cream vendor.

Yvette is a rich dropout, whose parents can’t handle her and her partying habits any longer.

Ana is a girl who dreams of travels, but instead is stuck with her grandmother in a stuffy apartment.

The four girls’ destinies collide. They all share the same dream: To get out of NYC.

And so begins the Sisterhood.

It starts with a pair of pants.

It ends with four sisters.


City of Bones by Cassandra Clare

Jordan is just a boy. Or so he thinks.

On Jordan’s seventeenth birthday, his father’s funeral takes place. In a city of bones, the coldest graveyard in Jordan’s neighborhood.

But that isn’t all.

After his father’s casket is dropped into the earth, Jordan sees his ghost. Then he sees more. And more.

Before he knows it, Jordan is spending all of his time at the graveyard.

The ghosts are restless and bored. And only Jordan knows how to keep them in. But is he ready? Can he control himself?


The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks by E Lockhart

Frankie Landau-Banks died. No one noticed. Frankie was a cheap, borderline-crazy idiot who no one liked.

Well, no one noticed, except Theresa Mercy and her boyfriend, Miles James. And they intend to figure out how he was killed.

They investigate his house, and find letters. Crisp, clean, and white, their red seals cracked through the middle. Automatically intrigued, Theresa takes them home, ignoring her boyfriend’s warnings. Little does she know, she and Miles are now wrapped up in a case.

And the only way to finish the case? Find out who killed Frankie Landau-Banks, and why.


I’ll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson

Jamie is just an ordinary boy.

Olivia is just an ordinary girl.

But Jamie would jump off a cliff for Olivia.

And Olivia would give him the sun.


5 thoughts on “Loony Blurbs #1

  1. Im confused! I read the first sisterhood of the traveling pants…. but those are the wrong characterss. I read about Tibby, Lena, Bridget, and Carmen…..

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